Thoughts about the Person from Porlock
Coleridge received the Person from Porlock
And ever after called him a curse
Then why did he hurry to let him in?
He might have hid in the house.
It was not right of Coleridge in fact it was wrong
(But often we all do wrong)
As the truth is I think, he was already stuck
With Kubla Khan.
He was weeping and crying, I am finished, finished
I shall never write another word of it,
When along comes the Person from Porlock
And takes the blame for it.
It was not right it was wrong,
But often we all do wrong.
May we inquire the name of the Person from Porlock?
Why Porson, didn't you know?
He lived at the bottom of Porlock Hill
So had a long way to go.
He wasn't much in the social sense
Though his grandmother was a Warlock
One of the Rutlandshire ones I fancy
And nothing to do with Porlock.
But he lived at the bottom of a hill as I said
And had a cat named Flo
And had a cat named Flo.
I long for the Person from Porlock
To bring my thoughts to an end
I am becoming impatient to see him
I think of him as a friend
Often I look out of the window
Often I run to the gate
I think, He will come this evening
I think it is rather late.
I am hungry to be interrupted
For ever and ever amen
O Person from Porlock come quickly
And bring my thoughts to an end.
I felicitate the people who have a Person from
To break up everything and throw it away
Because then there will be nothing to keep them
And they need not stay.
Oh this Person from Porlock is a great interrupter
He interrupts us for ever
People say he is a dreadful fellow
But really he is desirable.
Why should they grumble so much?
He comes like benison
They should be glad he has not forgotten them
They might have had to go on.
These thoughts are depressing, I know. They are
I wish I was more cheerful it is more pleasant
Also it is a duty, we should smile as well as
To the purpose of One Above who is experimenting
With various mixtures of human character which goes
All is interesting for him it is exciting, but not
There I go again. Smile smile and get some work to do
Then you will be practically unconscious without
positively having to go.
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